If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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