Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
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I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
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Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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