my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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