For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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