I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My balls are so social today.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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