What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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