We won't sleep together?
I could have mohawked her pubes.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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