Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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