wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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