That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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