What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
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Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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