I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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