Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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