Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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