Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
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Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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