and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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