I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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