after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
you never un-have a 4some
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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