i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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