ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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