Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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