dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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