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At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
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We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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