I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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