Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You need a sexual gate keeper
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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