I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
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My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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