you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
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I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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