oh god the rape fog is back!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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