I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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