If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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