I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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