So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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