I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
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Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
So vagazzling was a success
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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