so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am available for nakedness
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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