So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
vagina is talking i cant
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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