We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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