oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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