why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
You may now shotgun with the bride
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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