awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
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Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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