If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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