Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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