i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I cut my penus on the lid.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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