just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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