Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
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What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
There are leaves in my underwear?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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