I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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