Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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