im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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