i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
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omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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