Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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