i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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You took a bar mat shot.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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